Lauren Boebert ‘jokes’ that Jesus could have stopped his crucifixion if he’d had an AR-15
As with all writing, the secret to crafting an effective standup routine is to write what you know. Sadly, Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert doesn’t know much about anything, so she’s forced to hope that asking the infinitely compassionate, eternally beneficent God of the universe to kill the president is somehow funny.



























