Stoya and Rich Juzwiak

I’m desperate.

I’m desperate.

Now I know how guys who aren’t packing feel.

I’m not sure about this.

This has always been an issue, come to think of it.

She thinks everywhere else in the house is dirty.

I blame your column.

I blame your column.

Don’t I get a say here?

Don’t I get a say here?

Pro: free child care. Con: I think they’re in love.

Pro: free child care. Con: I think they’re in love.

I feel selfish denying him.

Should I come clean?

Should I come clean?

And do I need consent before changing positions?

And do I need consent before changing positions?

I can’t get this out of my head.

I’m not sure what to do here.

I’m not sure what to do here.

I’m not sure what to do here.

I’m too hot for this.

I’m too hot for this.

He’s stopped even trying with me.

He’s stopped even trying with me.

The ratio still isn’t in your favor.

The ratio still isn’t in your favor.

My lover has to pay attention, lest I take a digit off him.