Uh, How Is the Miss America Pageant Going to Judge “Health” Instead of Physical Appearance?
Maybe contestants will have their blood pressure taken onstage.
Maybe contestants will have their blood pressure taken onstage.
Just impressively terrible.
Just impressively terrible.
Just impressively terrible.
Just impressively terrible.
Just impressively terrible.
Just impressively terrible.
Our health reporter wades through the options.
Our health reporter wades through the options.
“I don’t think a lot of people who are into consensual cannibalism would have a foot taco.
“I don’t think a lot of people who are into consensual cannibalism would have a foot taco.
“I don’t think a lot of people who are into consensual cannibalism would have a foot taco.
It feels like it is March again, but in many ways, it is Not March.
I am not here to wonder if this is fake, just to marvel at it.
“Last night, a large group of first-year students selfishly jeopardized the very thing that so many of you claim to want,” one administrator wrote.
“It was very important to me that in this moment we have a physical copy to hold and look at in the future.
“It was very important to me that in this moment we have a physical copy to hold and look at in the future.
How does one properly quarantine in a dorm?